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Saturday, November 27, 2010, 12:26 PM
两个人在车上不知为了什么事吵了起来，而且越吵越大声，越激烈。直到后照镜里闪光，外面传来警笛声，两人才发现越速了。 黄太太赶紧减速，把车子慢慢停在路旁。警察从后面走过来，叫黄太太出示驾照，再掏口袋，拿出小本子，准备开单。

“你知道你开多快吗？”警察问。

“对不起，我没注意。”黄太太回答。

右座的小黄开口了：“对比起的应该是我，都怪我跟老婆吵架，一路骂她。。。。”

“哎呀！老夫老妻何必吵嘛！要吵也回家吵，吵得你老婆越速三十公里都不知道，再吵就要到天堂吵了！”警察笑着把驾照还给黄太太：“算了算了，你老公错，你没错，不罚你了。”



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"有左转灯， 有右转灯，灯亮了才能转！” 小黄指着前面的灯大喊：”不能转！“

”又没车，又没警察，为什么不能转？” 黄太太硬是一打方向盘，唰！左转了过去。

哨子响！好死不死居然有个警察躲在左转的路边，一伸手，：“停车！”

警察走过来，黄太太喃喃自语说：“倒霉！碰上阴谋的鬼警察。”

小黄却乐了，对着窗外走过来的警察得意得大声喊：“罚她！罚她！我太太从来不听我的话。”

“罚她你不损失吗？”竟差弯下腰，趴着车窗问小黄。

“我当然损失，她又不赚钱！”

警察笑了，对黄太太挥挥手：“好了，好了，你老公骂就够了！今天不罚了，下次要听话。



后记：既然你已经家法伺候，我何必再兴师问罪。

既然你已经负荆请罪， 我怎能不宽宏大量。



源自：刘墉《心灵小讲堂寻找心灵深处的感动》263 页直266 页。